MIAMI - Former Steeler and current Miami Dolphin Joey Porter (pictured above in an inter-species scrimmage, during which Porter was called for holding) has boldly guaranteed victory when the Dolphins face the Patriots in next week's game -- for the Patriots.
"It's in the books baby, they are going to crush us," the Dolphins' $20 million linebacker stated. "They could run their scout team at us and we couldn't stop them."
Asked if this was a strategy to get New England to let down their guard, Porter stood firm. "Hey, we didn't get to be 0-13 by accident."
