THUGS MOURN DEATH OF TONYA HARDING CONSPIRATOR BRIAN SEAN GRIFFITH

Thugs around the world are mourning the death of Brian Sean Griffith, 40, who conspired with ice skater Tonya Harding's ex-husband, Jeff Gillooly, to attack Harding's rival Nancy Kerrigan during Olympic tryouts in 1994.

Charles Manson issued a statement from Corcoran State Prison in California. "Mr. Griffith will be honored as a pioneer in the criminal world because he demonstrated that high-profile misconduct can advance practical economic interests and need not simply serve the base instincts of lust and aggression."

Convicted murderer Scott Peterson issued a prepared statement through his agent: "On behalf of the entire criminal community in the United States, I extend my heartfelt sympathy to Mr. Griffith's family."

Lynndie England, court martialed army reservist convicted of torturing prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison, issued a statement through her attorney Mike Nyfong: "Mr. Griffith should be saluted by all persons who have no regard for the dignity of others."