ANONYMOUS WECHT TRIAL JURORS GO ON CRIME SPREE, CAN’T BE IDENTIFIED

PITTSBURGH - The anonymous jurors in the Cyril Wecht trial are suspects in a series of muggings, bank robberies, and menorah thefts throughout Allegheny County.

Judge Arthur Schwab ordered the jurors' anonymity due to revelations that Wecht wrote threatening letters to the Imperial Ruler of Planet Xenon, accusing him of anti-Semitism after Xenon failed to pay an invoice stemming from Wecht's work on the Fox Network's old "Alien Autopsy" show.

Judge Schwab's order makes it illegal even to think about the jurors' identities, so police will not be investigating.