LOS ANGELES - Hillary Clinton held an impromptu news conference yesterday to announce that Barack Obama is not really African-American. "Senator Obama has deceived the American people, and the African-American community in particular," Mrs. Clinton said with tears streaming down her face.
The controversy started when hot studio lights at Tuesday night's debate appeared to melt dark theatrical makeup on Obama's face, which made his left ear to appear to be white.
"He's living a lie by allowing people to believe he could be our nation's second black president," sobbed Mrs. Clinton. "Of course, my husband Bill was the first."
