PITTSBURGH (KDKA) ― A newswoman for KDKA-TV insists that the tape it showed last weekend of an unclothed, injured man running through traffic along Banksville Road during a snow squall was not pixilated to obscure his genitals, even though that's how it appeared.
"It was the damnedest thing," said weekend anchor Stephanie Watson. "We did nothing to that tape. His entire body from head to toe looks completely normal, except his genitals are blurry. I know it sounds incredible but his penis has a markedly lower resolution than the rest of his body, so, yes, it appears as if it's pixilated. I and the other women at the station examined it closely."
Authorities identified the man as 27-year-old Andrew Croulet of Brookline. He was taken to a local hospital and treated for hypothermia and acute pixilation of the genitalia. Given the cold weather, Pittsburgh Police called in former UN arms inspector Hans Blix to try to find the man's penis.
