SACHEEN LITTLEFEATHER ARRIVES AT PIZZA HUT, READS PREPARED STATEMENT EXPLAINING WHY MARLON BRANDO WON'T APPEAR TO PICK UP HIS ORDER

"Mr. Brando will not be appearing to pick up his pizza in protest of the ongoing siege at Wounded Knee, not to mention the fast food industry's misrepresentation of American Indians in its advertising. Instead, Mr. Brando has asked me to deliver the pizza to his house, with plenty of extra napkins and a liter of Coke."