"I decided to prove in the court of public opinion what kind of person Joran is, so I devised a series of tests which I put to him," said reporter Patrick van der Eem. First, Van der Eem got him to casually admit that Princess Di's death meant nothing at all to him.
Mahatma Gandhi's assassination? "No sleep lost whatsoever," van der Sloot volunteered on videotape. "The same goes for the Japanese internment in America during World War II and Hurricane Katrina," van der Sloot yawned.
Van der Eem also got him to brag that he "didn't care" about the Enron employees who lost their pensions, the subprime mortgage crisis or the Patriots' Super Bowl loss.
"I didn't lose a minute of sleep over any of it, not a single minute," van der Sloot said.
Van der Eem believes the admissions are proof enough about van der Sloot's character. "Can you imagine how dead your soul must be to have no feeling about the Patriots' loss?"