LONDON - Britain's Prince Harry was removed from combat in Afghanistan after tabloids leaked his presence in the war zone.
Taliban fighters reportedly are "feeling lucky" following the prince's departure. Harry had developed a reputation as a cold blooded killer who would engage in "manly banter" with insurgents before doing them in with his .44 magnum, "the largest handgun in Afghanistan."
A palace spokesman denied that the royal army's failure to provide adequate sunblock to the pale, pink-eyed prince contributed to his being sent home.
A palace spokesman denied that the royal army's failure to provide adequate sunblock to the pale, pink-eyed prince contributed to his being sent home.
