Out-of-towner says Pittsburghers are rude, unresponsive

PITTSBURGH - Out-of-town businessman Noah Swayne said Pittsburghers are “the rudest people” he’s ever met.

“I try to strike up a conversation with them, and they don’t respond,” he said.

“This morning, I said ‘hello’ to this, like, shiny dude downtown, and he, like, totally ignored me.”