ZOMBIES OVERRUN FARMHOUSE AFTER FAMILY SHUTS OFF FLOODLIGHTS FOR EARTH HOUR

The Cooper family of Washington County, Pennsylvania was devoured by zombies earlier this evening after they turned off the floodlights atop their farmhouse in observance of Earth Hour.

"The floodlights were the only thing that deterred the zombies at night," said Sheriff Mac McClelland.

"It's a tragedy, but the whole community is proud that [the Coopers] took a stand for environmental awareness."