Local Man's Luck Changes After Trump Plastic Surgery
PITTSBURGH - Noah Swayne of Bethel Park had plastic surgery to make him look like Donald Trump, and his luck changed overnight.
"I got a big promotion at work, my girlfriend agreed to marry me, and I hit the lottery," Swayne explained.
Swayne's bride, Judi Swayne, said although she initially found her husband's Trump shtick attractive, "it's starting to wear thin."
"I married him because he kept telling me, 'We're going to build a wall on our neighbor's property line, and the neighbor's going to pay for it.' Now I realize I never really believed it--I bought into it because I wanted to believe it."
Judi said she's developing a strange desire to date men who look like Senator Ted Cruz.