LUNAR ROVER LEFT ON MOON IN 1972 IS COVERED WITH PARKING TICKETS

BROWNSVILLE, Texas -- A SpaceX lunar flyby released a photo taken last week showing that the Lunar Rover, abandoned on the moon’s surface in 1972 by Apollo 17 astronauts, is covered with parking tickets. 

President Trump said that he is “very disappointed” that the Apollo astronauts apparently left the vehicle, nicknamed “moon buggy,” in a “No Parking” zone before leaving the moon’s surface. 

“We need to get someone back to the moon to move that vehicle before it’s towed,” Trump explained. 

"The United States of America will not be known throughout the galaxy as a parking scofflaw.”