NEW YORK - This week’s issue of the popular celebrity weekly US Magazine names North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il as the world’s "hottest sociopath." Jong-Il placed first in worldwide voting, garnering more votes than second place finisher Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and third place challenger Martin Sanders. Ahmadinejad is the President of Iran. Sanders is a thirty-nine year old Pittsburgh firefighter accused of exposing himself to a Heinz Field concession stand employee during last Sunday’s Steelers game against the Kansas City Chiefs. The magazine cited Jong-Ils "windswept hair, stylish eye-wear, and nuclear weapons" as the key ingredients that "make our hearts swoon, and tremble with fear at the same time." Hours after US Magazine bestowed the award on Jong-Il, veteran Entertainment Tonight anchorwoman Mary Hart announced that she would fly to Pyongyang for a face-to-face interview with the dangerous megalomaniac.
"Our viewers expect all of the latest, hottest, behind the scenes news on matters of national security," said Hart. "My ET exclusive with the world’s hottest sociopath will deliver all of that, plus a few surprises!" Hart has been granted access to Jong-Il’s entourage, including his stylist, personal assistant, and security chief.
"Keep it tuned right here to ET to find out the latest, breaking news on all things Jong-Il," said Hart. "Including how he feels about Brad and Angelina’s scuffle with the press, and just when he plans to incinerate America’s west coast!"
