BRUCE WILLIS HOSTS EX-WIFE'S WEDDING TO BOY-TOY; TEACHES GROOM TO DRIVE, APPLY CONDOM
BEVERLY HILLS - Last weekend, Demi Moore married Ashton Kutcher, 15 years her junior, at a Beverly Hills gathering hosted by Moore's ex-husband Bruce Willis. During the two-year May-September romance leading up to the big day, Willis often socialized with his ex and her boy-beau; so chummy have the three become that Willis reportedly assisted the inexperienced Kutcher in applying a condom on the wedding night. Willis read a newspaper in the hallway while the newlyweds consummated their vows.
Guests say that the wedding reception ended early so that young Kutcher could get plenty of rest for a science test, first period the next day. "Mrs. Palsgraf's class," explained Master Kutcher. "And you know what a bitch she can be!" After school, Willis picked up both Kutcher and his own 17 year-old daughter, Scout, from Beverly Hills High and drove them to the orthodontist where they had back-to-back appointments. At dinner, Willis quizzed Kutcher and Scout on their homework assignments before herding the family into his SUV for a round of miniature golf and ice cream.
Willis says he enjoys "working with children," as evidenced by his groundbreaking performance with Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense. In fact, before Demi Moore met Kutcher, Willis tried unsuccessfully to hook her up with Osment, but Osment's little league schedule kept interfering.