BREAKING NEWS
FORT HOOD, Texas - A military jury today convicted Army Pfc. Lynndie England on six counts of maltreating detainees at Baghdad's Abu Ghraib prison. The lead juror, Col. Tom Parker of Kentucky, told reporters that England hurt her case by bringing to the courtroom her pet, whom she referred to as Pepe, pictured above. "I warned Private England to chain that animal up outside. By bringing her pet into our tribunal, she evinced a wholesale disrepect for the judicial process," said Col.Parker. Private England will be sentenced next month.
