HOLLYWOOD - Fox's latest foray into "reality" television will bring together seven actors, arm them with scripts that have discernible plots, realistic looking sets, make-up, background music and "first-class editing," in order to have them stage a weekly "drama" to be called Forensic Pathologist. "There's never been a reality show like it," Moebler said.
FOX TV President Ken Moebler explained: "We thought to ourselves, 'What's wrong with reality TV?' The answer is obvious. It's a bunch of young people, whose minds are not sufficiently mature to express a meaningful thought, standing around half-naked spewing out their unscripted blather. That's what's wrong with it."
Reporters expressed puzzlement as to how Forensic Pathologist would differ from the thousands of scripted dramatic series that television has broadcast since its inception. Moebler quickly changed the subject to annnounce that The Simpsons will be given a second timeslot in addition to their Sunday night show in order to do -- you guessed it -- an unscripted reality show. "There's never been a reality show like it," Moebler said.
