OUR MOVIE CRITIC, COLLEGE DUDE RYAN KIDD, REVIEWS THE OSCAR CONTENDERS

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN was, like, totally gay, dude.

Whoever played Senator Joseph McCarthy in GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK was, like, some old actor who overacted and everything, like they did in old black and white films; and like, black and white films aren't as good as the films today with all the special effects.

CRASH really, like, made me think about race, dude, and, like, about issues associated with race and everything.

MUNICH, with the Palestinians dissing the Israelis, was, like, something my great-grandparents or somebody lived through; it, like, has no relevance to my generation.

CAPOTE was, like, so totally gay.