EXPERTS DETERMINED BED WAS HONEST ABE'S BECAUSE OF STOVEPIPE HAT AND CAREFULLY HEWED SPLIT RAIL DILDO

PITTSBURGH - The Victorian bed that Abraham Lincoln slept in when he passed through Pittsburgh in 1861 on his way to be inaugurated was found in a shed in South Park. Experts say they are certain it is Lincoln’s bed because in the sheets they found a stovepipe hat and a carefully hewed split rail dildo.