CROSBY, RAVENSTAHL AND OTHER BOYS TURN LEMIEUX'S POSH MANSION INTO FRAT HOUSE WITH NIGHTLY ORGIESSEWICKLEY, Pa. - Mario Lemieux filed an action yesterday to evict his tenant, 19-year old Pittsburgh Penguins star center Sidney Crosby, from Lemieux's posh Sewickley home. Court papers filed by Lemieux allege that Crosby has engaged in repeated unruly and disorderly conduct with Mayor Luke Ravenstahl and other unnamed youths at the home, marked by "nightly orgies and all manner of unnatural carnal relations with members of the opposite sex and other entities," in material breach of Crosby's lease with Lemieux.
The usually reserved Lemieux also alleged in the court papers that "Mr. Crosby and Mayor Ravenstahl have transformed 630 Academy Avenue [in Sewickley] into a cesspool, an open sewer, a pit of putrefaction, a slimy gathering of all that is rotten in the debris of human depravity. And in the center of all this waste and stench, besmearing themselves with its foulest defilement, splash, leap, cavort and wallow these bifurcated specimens that respond to the names Crosby and Ravenstahl."
Crosby refused to comment on this story, and Ravenstahl was unavailable to comment since he was conducting a cabinet meeting.
