IRAQI LEADER URGES CALM AHEAD OF STEELERS-BRONCOS GAME

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Iraq's Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki on Saturday urged Pittsburghers to accept the results of Sunday's Steelers-Broncos game without violence. He then imposed an open-ended curfew on the entire Steeler Nation and closed the Pittsburgh International Airport until further notice. A Steelers loss to Denver on Sunday may tip the Steeler Nation into full blown sectarian depression. In advance of the game, vacationing soldiers were recalled to duty in one of the heaviest security crackdowns in Pittsburgh history.