CARBOLIC SMOKE BALL NEWS

In furtherance of our responsibility as the trustee of simulated news in Pittsburgh, we provide this important bulletin.

First, the world's greatest Christmas gift is now available. The Carbolic Smoke Ball shirt, with many of our landmark headlines on the back. If you are looking to give someone a taste of the real Pittsburgh, look no further. See the shirt and order securely via PayPal here.

Second, don't forget to submit your nominee for the Carbolic Smoke Ball Person of the Year. Please send your nominations to: thecarbolicsmokeball@yahoo.com We've had a huge response, and the winner will be announced December 22.

Third, don't forget to listen to Carbolic Smoke Ball's weekly round-up every Friday on Pittsburgh's number one radio show, DVE's Morning Show with Jim and Randy.