RAVENSTAHL FINDS NO EVIDENCE OF MISCONDUCT BY REGAN, HITLER

PITTSBURGH - Mayor Luke Ravenstahl said today that city Operations Director Dennis Regan did nothing wrong in relation to a police discipline case involving a detective who is his housemate's brother. "There was no conclusive evidence that he [Mr. Regan] committed any wrongdoing," Mr. Ravenstahl said during a press conference this afternoon. He declined to say anything specific about the investigation or release a written report, citing privacy concerns.

Ravenstahl added that his investigation also failed to uncover "conclusive evidence of wrongdoing by" former German Chancellor Adolf Hitler. The mayor again refused to say anything specific about the investigation or release a written report, citing privacy concerns.