IRAQ TERRORISTS JOIN STEELWORKERS; ATTACKS GRIND TO HALT

BAGHDAD - In a showing of solidarity, members of Baghdad ’s Sunni-based terror squads by more than a 2-1 margin approved representation by the United Steelworkers (USW), the union announced today.

Voting was completed Monday at 12 locations in Bagdhad and outlying areas, where more than 14,000 Sunni terrorists turned out en masse to approve USW representation. In a related development, the UN Command reported earlier today that terror attacks and car bombing incidents seemed to have come to an abrupt halt, as the newest Sunni USW representatives took to the roadsides to picket work conditions, as well as pay and benefit packages being offered by terrorist leaders.

"The credit really belongs to our members and their families, whose solidarity prevented the terror leaders from short-changing them, despite all attempts," USW President Leo W. Gerard said after the vote. Gerard vowed that the strike will continue and all terror activities will come to a halt until the terrorists reach a collective bargaining agreement with terrorist leaders.