PITTSBURGH - Gotham City Police Chief Chauncy O’Hara met with Mayor Luke Ravenstahl at City Hall today in preparation for Pittsburgh’s annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade. O’Hara, who retired from the Gotham City Police force in 1978 after capturing “Son of Sam” killer David Berkowitz, informed the Mayor that he was glad to be in a town “that didn’t have to worry about arch-criminals.” O’Hara said he was surprised by the appearance of our city. “I always heard it was smoky, and black and dirty. But it’s actually quite pretty.” When told he was now, officially, the one millionth person to express those sentiments, he appeared surprised. “Saints preserve us!” he exclaimed.
