STOCKHOLM - In the wake of the news that Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, the Nobel Foundation issued an announcement that it will hold "an emergency banquet" tonight at Stockholm City Hall to honor Birkhead with the newly created "Nobel Prize in Paternity."The Foundation's Director, Manfred Frederickman, issued the following statement: "The Nobel Foundation tonight will honor John C. Mather, for his accomplishments in physics; Roger Komberg, for his accomplishments in chemistry; Andrew Fire, for his accomplishments in medicine; and Larry Birkhead, for his accomplishment in inserting his penis into Anna Nicole Smith."
