DICK CHENEY SLATED TO APPEAR AS VILLIAN IN 'SPIDER-MAN 4'

HOLLYWOOD - The Vice President will play a villain named 'The Grouse' who will battle Spider-Man in the fourth installment of the prized franchise.

Reportedly, The Grouse will insist he is winning even when things couldn't be going worse for him, thereby setting the stage for his appearance in the fifth installment of the series.