LYNCHBURG, VA - Reverend Jerry Falwell shocked thousands of would-be mourners yesterday by appearing at his own funeral and informing them that he had been miraculously healed by the Reverend Ernest Angley.
Falwell, 73, died last week after collapsing in his office at Liberty University.
Falwell advised his followers he intends to rest for the next few days to regain his strength and to appear on the “Ernest Angley Hour” this coming weekend, unless he decides to sue Angley for "smacking me so hard on the forehead."