“It was beautiful, it was fresh. It was the greatest piece of pizza I ever had, and I had 'em all over the world! And then Luke Ravenstahl comes along with his Beaver Cleaver voice and schoolboy charm. And my waitress runs off with my plate before I’m finished. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous! So I told him to get the hell out of here! And if that punk tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no city department head! Yeah, I heard that story.”