WASHINGTON - Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, pictured above with his chief of staff Uncle Junior looking on, announced his resignation Monday saying he wanted to spend more time with Karl Rove's children and devote more time following his passion, dogfighting. When informed that dogfighting is illegal, Gonzales said, "I was not aware of that." Asked if he had ever attended a dogfight, he said, "I can't recall."
President Bush told reporters he had accepted the resignation reluctantly, "The country has lost the services of a great legal mind, not the bumbling idiot he appeared to be when speaking publicly. We will continue Alberto's good work of undermining 'unfortunate' portions of the constitution."
President Bush told reporters he had accepted the resignation reluctantly, "The country has lost the services of a great legal mind, not the bumbling idiot he appeared to be when speaking publicly. We will continue Alberto's good work of undermining 'unfortunate' portions of the constitution."
