MIRACLE AT THE POINT! AFTER MAYOR'S 'NATONWIDE' SEARCH, IT TURNS OUT THE MOST QUALIFIED PERSONS FOR CITY JOBS WERE THE ONES ALREADY IN POWER!

"With 302,000,000 people in America, what are the odds of that happening?" gushes Mayor Ravenstahl.

Retained were the following heads of city offices: Public Works Director Guy Costa; City Information Systems Director Howard Stern; Equal Opportunity Review Commission Manager Phil Petite; Emergency Medical Services Chief Robert McCaughan; Parks Director Duane Ashley; Parking Authority Executive Director David Onorato; and Housing Authority Executive A. Fulton Meachem Jr.