PUNDITS APPLAUD BUSH'S PRODUCTION NUMBER TO INTRODUCE SPEECH TO NATION


WASHINGTON, D.C. - Political pundits are applauding the dramatic production number starring General David Petreus, President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney to open the president's speech to the nation on Thursday.

Seeking to build support for his war strategy, Bush told the nation that, "things are good, nice weather, dry heat," and that "we plan to bring some troops home, many before they're blown up - heh,heh."

Pundits questioned the use Siouxie and The Banshees song, "Cities Aflame With Rock & Roll" as the theme for the address.