MAYOR SKIPS MEETING WITH BLACK, WOMEN'S GROUPS TO AWAIT ARRIVAL OF GREAT PUMPKIN

Is evasive about his whereabouts.

No apologies to the local newspaper cartoonist who printed a similar entry in his paper on October 30, since Carbolic Smoke Ball had this same idea last year: http://carbolicsmokeblog.blogspot.com/2006/10/advisors-warn-mayor-not-to-make-fool.html