SURPRISE WITNESS AT WECHT TRIAL: THE ALIEN FROM 'ALIEN AUTOPSY'

PITTSBURGH - The alien from the Fox Network's old "Alien Autopsy" show, which featured expert commentary by Dr. Cyril Wecht, made a surprise appearance at the Wecht trial this afternoon to testify for the prosecution.

Through a translator, the alien explained that Wecht wrote threatening letters to TriFlugor-Rydny, the Imperial Ruler of his home planet, Planet Xenon, accusing him of anti-Semitism after Xenon failed to pay Wecht's invoice stemming from Wecht's work on the "Alien Autopsy" show.

Court watchers were stunned to see the Alien in court, since Planet Xenon is approximately 110 light years from earth.