Clinton: 'I'm staying in, because you never know what might happen . . .'

". . . Some crazy bitch might come after [Obama] with a cleaver while the two of them are debating."

WASHINGTON - Hillary Clinton said she could not understand calls for her to quit the presidential race, arguing that history showed that "something might happen" to the frontrunner, Barack Obama.

"He might be run over by a bus," she explained. "Or he might accidentally be incinerated; he might be gunned down by vicious gangs because, we all know how those people are; a meteor might hit him; and, of course, a crazy bitch might come after him with a meat cleaver while they're debating."

"One way or the other, I'm going to get this nomination, whether the voters like it or not," she added.