10) HE WENT DOWN LIKE A CHINESE SKYSCRAPER!
9) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HILLARY HAS JUST LEFT THE BUILDING!
8) DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ONORATO!
7) FREDO, YOU BROKE MY HEART!
6) I AM THE WAY, AND THE TRUTH, AND THE LIGHT!
5) I’VE FALLEN, AND I CAN’T GET UP!
4) TAKE ONE MORE STEP AND I’LL SHOOT!
3) I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN, BUT ARNOLD SLICK FROM TURTLE CREEK DID!
2) BUY SAM A DRINK, AND GET ONE FOR SENATOR KENNEDY, TOO!
1) GOD DAMN THE RED WINGS!
