PROCLAMATION
On several occassions in recent months, high government officials in Libya have openly questioned the accuracy of this news source.
No purpose would be served in refuting these criticisms allegation by allegation, so to prove to the Libyans the error of their ways, I, Judge Rufus Peckham, issue the following proclamation:
I will send to you a sign tomorrow so that you will know the truth; specifically, I will remove the sun from your sky for a time, and you shall be left in the pitch blackness of night in the middle of the day.
Thus shall you know never again to question what you read here.
The Hon. Rufus Peckham
