ORANJESTAD, ARUBA - Aruban authorities have arrested a 19-year old suspect in what is believed to be a major breakthrough in the sensational Nataelee Holloway disappearance, but they refuse to announce his name and will only say that his initials are "G.V.C." Aruba's Governor Fredis Refunjol, stung by criticisms from around the world regarding the botched investigation following Ms. Holloway's disappearance, last December exclaimed in exasperation that a class of fifth grade girls could have handled the investigation better. To prove his point, Refunjol ordered investigators to take direction from a group of giggling, inane fifth grade girls until the case is closed.
The girls today instructed investigators to respond to inquiries from the press regarding the identity of the suspect by reading the following words in a coy manner: "Well, he's 19, and he's really cute, and his initials are 'G.V.C.' But that's all I'm going to say."
It is rumored that tomorrow the girls are going to reveal that the suspect smiled at one of them.
