PITTSBURGH - Mayor Ravenstahl issued an executive order making it illegal to greet anyone “by placing an 'O' in front of their last name in an attempt to create a faux Celtic connection between the person being greeted and the Irish race.” Police throughout the city will be enforcing the Mayor’s order. Ravenstahl explained that violators will be fined seventy-five dollars and receive a punch in the mouth, "in honor of the day."
